what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
guys what if the next update is
A young man stands in your bedroom.
i saw this post on my dash and then i looked at my friend who was doing a test of his john cosplay and…
ah yes here we see the main attention of many girls sexual desires and fantasies
becoming an adult is weird
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
did i stutter
if you’re reading this ur fucking cute
excuse u im not fucking anyone.
sometimes it’s hard for me to know when people use “xDDD” sarcastically and that pains me
subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
i’m so sorry jfc
ok. I don’t watch Hannibal, but this is fucking hilarious.
HES LIKE A SEXY BRUNETTE POODLE.
IF THIS IS NOT THE BEST FANDOM THAT EVER WAS THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
i’d like to thank the academy