Damn, I'm confused

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

(via pizza)

yamiland:

join-in-with-the-robot-beat:

guys what if the next update is

A young man stands in your bedroom.

i saw this post on my dash and then i looked at my friend who was doing a test of his john cosplay and…

(Source: ace-of-4s, via eridick-amporna)

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

(via pizza)

reginasmom:

those kids who still think liking old music makes them special 

(via pizza)

lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

excuse u im not fucking anyone.

(via pizza)

gaystepdad:

sometimes it’s hard for me to know when people use “xDDD” sarcastically and that pains me

(via pizza)

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

(via thefunniestblogger)

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: pansypunx, via lou-p)